They're Coming to Take Me Away--Ha Ha!

Remember when you ran away
 And I got on my knees and begged you
 Not to leave because I'd go berserk?
 Well!
 You left me anyhow
 And then the days got worse and worse
 And now you see I've gone completely
 Out of my mind
 And!
 They're coming to take me away
 Ha-ha, they're coming to take me away
 Ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-ha
 To the funny farm
 Where life is beautiful all the time
 And I'll be happy to see
 Those nice young men
 In their clean white coats
 And they're coming to take me away
 Ha-ha!
 You thought it was a joke
 And so you laughed! you laughed
 When I said losing you
 Would make me flip my lid!
 Right?
 You know you laughed
 I heard you laugh, you laughed
 You laughed, you laughed
 And then you left
 But now you see I'm utterly mad
 And!
 They're coming to take me away
 Ha, ha, they're coming to take me away
 Ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-ha
 To the happy home with trees and flowers
 And chirping birds and basket weavers
 Who sit and smile
 Twiddle their thumbs and toes
 And they're coming to take me away
 Ha-ha!
 I cooked your food
 I cleaned your house
 And this is how you pay me back
 For all my kind unselfish loving deeds?
 Huh?
 Well, you just wait
 They'll find you yet
 And when they do, they'll put you in
 The ASPCA, you mangy mutt
 And!
 They're coming to take me away
 Ha-ha, they're coming to take me away
 Ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-ha
 To the funny farm
 Where life is beautiful all the time
 And I'll be happy to see
 Those nice young men
 In their clean white coats
 And they're coming to take me away
 Ha-ha!
 To the happy home with trees and flowers
 And chirping birds and basket weavers
 Who sit and smile and
 Twiddle their thumbs and toes
 And they're coming to take me away
 To the funny farm
 Where life is beautiful all the time
 And I'll be happy to see
 Those nice young men
 In their clean white coats
 And they're coming to take me away
 Ha, ha!
 To the happy home with trees and flowers
 And chirping birds and basket weavers
 Who sit and smile and
 Twiddle their thumbs and toes
 And they're coming to take me away
 To the happy home with trees and flowers
 And chirping birds and basket weavers
 Who sit and smile and
 Twiddle their thumbs and toes
 And they're coming to take me away
 Ha-ha!