Cannibal Café

Funny! I'm not familiar with this taste
 Well I said are these ribs or is this steak?
 Well I'd sure like to know what the hell this is I'm chewing
 Well I said holy fuck! It's another human!
 Come with me, I'm on my way
 To the Cannibal Cafe
 Won't you come to the only place
 Where you can be the "Special Of The Day"?
 Well there I was choking this thing back
 When I realized that it was someone's hand
 Only way that I could possibly tell
 Careless chef did not remove the fingernails
 Come with me, I'm on my way
 To the Cannibal Cafe
 Won't you come to the only place
 Where you can be the "Special Of The Day"?
 The food ain't bad and the food ain't good
 Don't dare order the "Leper's foot"
 I recommend the "Ass of a farmer's wife"
 Very tender, not too juicy, heavy on the cellulite
 Come with me, I'm on my way
 To the Cannibal Cafe
 Won't you come to the only place
 Where you can be the "Special Of The Day"?
 The Cannibal Cafe, The Cannibal Cafe
 The Cannibal Cafe