Neighbourhood

Who lives in a house like this?
 Who lives in a house like this?
 In number 69, there lives a transvestite
 He's a man by day but he's a woman at night
 There's a man in number 4 who swears he's Saddam Hussein
 Says he's on a chore to start the third world war
 Oh, if you find the time, please come and stay a while
 In my beautiful neighbourhood
 In 110, they haven't paid the rent
 So, there goes the TV with the repo men
 In 999, they make a living from crime
 The house is always empty 'cause they're all doing time
 Oh, if you find the time please come and stay a while
 In my beautiful neighbourhood, my neighbourhood
 My, my, my beautiful neighbourhood, my neighbourhood
 My, my, my beautiful neighbourhood
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 Who lives in a house like this?
 Who lives in a house like this?
 In number 18, there lives a big butch queen
 He's bigger than Tyson and he's twice as mean
 In 666, there lives a Mr. Miller
 He's our local vicar and a serial killer
 Oh, if you find the time please come and stay a while
 In my beautiful neighbourhood, my neighbourhood
 My, my, my beautiful neighbourhood, my neighbourhood
 My, my, my beautiful neighbourhood
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 Who lives in a house like this? (who lives here, man?)
 Who lives in a house like this?
 Oh, they want to knock us down 'cause they think we're scum
 But we will all be waiting when the bulldozers come
 In a neighbourhood like this you know it's hard to survive
 So, you'd better come prepared 'cause they won't take us alive
 Oh, if you find the time please come and stay a while
 In my beautiful neighbourhood, my neighbourhood
 My, my, my beautiful neighbourhood, my neighbourhood
 My, my, my beautiful neighbourhood