Crasher-Vania (Karaoke Version)

It was a dark and spooky Halloween night
 When I, Dracula thought that I would invite
 All of my freaky friends, who were there in a flash
 To a big dance party -- a Monster Mash!
 Wolfman, Frankenstein, and Mummy were there
 While Medusa fed some mice to the snakes in her hair
 It was a groovy good time for a Vampire Bat
 To fly out of his coffin and -- wait, what was that?!
 Tis I!
 Never fear, Simon Belmont is here!
 To destroy evil monsters, and all you hold dear!
 I will end your cruel necromancing!
 Actually... we were just dancing -- GYAAAH!
 To hell demon beast, from whence you came
 You're in Castlevania, this isn't a game
 Now run away, free this land of its chains
 As God as my witness, I shall see you all slain!
 Later that night, we went back to my castle
 Where we could dance in peace, and also never get hassled
 We had fun playing Twister on my queen-sized bed
 The party was smaller 'cause Wolfman was dead!
 At midnight I heard the Grim Reaper say
 "I brought Guitar Hero, so who wants to play?"
 It was Swampman on vocals, Nosferatu on bass
 Boy, you should have seen the silly funny look on his -- OH GOD NO
 TIS I!
 Never fear, Simon Belmont is here! (Shit!)
 The power of Christ is infused in my spear!
 I'll put an end to your horrible reign!
 But we're just playing Twister!
 I RIP OUT YOUR BRAIN! (Agh!)
 I will restore the glory of light
 with my whip and the crystals, I'll take back the night!
 You knocked over the chips...! (*whip noise*) Augggh!
 Sound the death knell!
 Medusa you she-bitch, I will see you in hell!
 For the love of god, Simon, what the fuck is your deal?!
 You don't invite me to your parties. Do you know how that feels?
 Are you friggin' serious? You killed all my guests! Just 'cause you felt left out?!
 No!... Yes.
 Well, monsters like me can still be your friend
 Just stop bringing our lives to a god-awful end!
 Now, since we are the only ones left alive
 Let's play two-man Twister! Come on, give it a try!
 Alright!
 Right foot green... *axe noise* AHAHAUGHH!!!
 Sorry! Sorry, force of habit. Well, he is dead...
 Looks like I have won at Twister!