Hardest Fucking Game in the World

Yo, listen up! We're talkin' bout Dark Souls.
 Hardest fuckin' game in the world. (Baby)
 Yo, I just finished this game
 Far from tame it puts the rest to shame
 It's the hardest motherfucker that I ever defamed
 Dark Souls shake me up when I remember its name
 Hey bro, I heard you also beat Dark Souls cold
 Fuck no, (What?) I couldn't even clear the tutorial
 This shit is like a thousand sharks bitin' my nuts
 It's the spiky dick of Satan all up in my guts
 Yeah listen, I also had a horrible time
 Turned my penis to slime and pooped my pants at a random time
 Ended up convulsing on the floor having seizure after seizure
 'Til my body couldn't take more
 I've died 8000 times (Yeah!)
 I've lost my friggin' mind (Come on!)
 This game's impossible to beat within
 the span of one man's life (Hell yeah!)
 Coincidentally, brain damaged mentally
 Caved my fuckin' skull in with my cat accidentally
 Is he dead?
 Fuck yeah, never stood a chance even
 Wanted Cuddles locked in battle with the fuckin' Capra Demon
 Shit fuck yeah my tits exploded from that boss
 So did mine
 Chest is drippin' with somethin I'm callin' titty sauce
 Beat my dad up 'cause I was mad as fuck
 Lost your souls?
 And now I lost my dad 'cause he's dead
 But I was really mad so you can understand
 Of course man! Had surgery for broken bones in my hand
 From punching every single person that I met in the adrenal gland
 Every try's the same
 The hate flows through my veins
 I've had enough, I'm giving up
 Please jam this fork in my brain (Yo that hurts!)
 My spirit's filled with dread
 I envy the dead
 I'd rather fight ten starving lions with meat stapled to my head
 Got so mad from playing Dark Souls
 So I stole unmarked gold
 Melted down to fucking lava that I drank so I could fart gold
 Ended up having to eat charcoal
 Giving me some very sharp pain in my butthole
 Fucked a cow, 'cause I couldn't figure out how
 It was possible to beat motherfuckin' Ornstein and Smough
 That's nothing, built a time machine
 Walked inside
 Traveled back in time
 Took a dump inside Caesar's eye
 Dark Souls fucked me up so much that I died
 I resurrected back to life and then I started to cry
 Then I realized that I really don't know why
 We keep letting this game fuckin' antagonize
 Then I ripped out my eyes
 So as to compromise
 I will never let Dark Souls traumatize
 And control my life
 Made me divorce my wife
 Hey, the new DLC came out!
 Oh dude fuck nice!