I Choose You to Die (Karaoke Version)

Yeah!
 Yeah! Yeah!
 Egoraptor, Ninja Sex Party
 GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL!
 SMELL MY BALLS!
 Yo, what up, bitch?
 I'mma tell you a tale
 'Bout how Ash Ketchum got his ass sent to jail
 Beat the Elite Four, won the tournament war
 But he just couldn't get the same rush as before
 Fat and depressed, his life had gone south
 So he turned to Pikachu and then he punched him in the Meowth
 He felt so alive! He felt so real!
 He beat all his Pokemon with his fists of Registeel
 He got arrested for domestic violence
 It was a crazy motherfuckin' Cacturne of events
 He said that Pika's bruises happened on the stairs when he fell
 The cops said "GRANBULL SHIT!" and threw that bitch in a cell
 Rock on!
 This is a fucked up tale of Pokemon gone wrong
 Gone wrong
 That's right!
 This shit is tight when Egoraptor's at the mic
 Bitch
 Ash was in trouble as soon as he arrived
 He Magnemite not make it out of prison alive
 His lawyer ran in with a big state trooper
 Bringing fiery news, like Charmanderson Cooper
 It's your lucky day, Pika posted your bail
 So Ash found his little friend outside of the jail
 But Pikachu was different, he had mentally snapped
 Ash was Chandelure'd into his deadly trap
 Pika pulled out a gun, and he said with a cry
 "Suck a yellow dick, bro! I CHOOSE YOU TO DIE!"
 "Don't do it!" Yelled Ash, "You know I got your back!"
 But Pika pulled the trigger, shot him twice in the sack
 Holy fuck!
 I don't know if you've been shot in the nuts!
 Spoiler: It sucks
 And oh Squirtle, gotta catch 'em all, but they might just ruin your balls
 And poor Misty, again and a-Gengar she'll have Gastly screams that Haunter dreams
 But she'll want more, and if you don't we'll beat your ass 'till it's Bulbasaur
 YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
 Pokemon.