Mega Marital Problems

Hello, Mega Man
 Und Mrs. Mega Man
 Velcome to couples therapy
 I'm Dr. Wily
 Dr. Wily?
 You're a therapist now?!
 But you're evil
 and bent on world domination!
 Not anymore
 Those days are behind me.
 Don't question it
 SHUT UP
 Just tell me zee problem
 over zis hot beat!
 Ok...
 Well, you see, Doc, I've got a pretty nice life.
 A Mega House with two kids
 and a hot Mega Wife
 But I got a little problem
 with my android bride,
 When it comes to making love
 she's never satisfied!
 We've been fucking for decades
 Sex has gotten routine
 We need to spice that shit up
 I'm not a total machine!
 I'm sick of all the romance
 and the cuddles and the love
 It's time to get dirty
 and do all the weird stuff
 It would be seeming to me
 zat zee problem here
 Is you don't listen to your wife
 She is being clear.
 But she says the same thing, like a tape recorder...
 Quiet!
 Zee doctor is talking.
 Zer must be
 ORDER!!
 Sorry
 I'm not evil anymore
 You must beat zee Robot Masters
 to acquire skills
 And then use them on your wife
 when she is getting drilled
 Maybe she'd like shocks
 from Elec Man's beam
 Or getting burned by fireballs
 She's a freaky man's dream
 Is that what you want, hon? A Robot Master?
 Get out and do it, you stupid bastard
 Your marriage will be healthy
 like pure springwater
 Now leave my office
 before you are SLAUGHTERED!
 Fine!
 I'll kick ass if it saves my marriage,
 For the satisfaction
 of my lady's undercarriage
 First, I'll take out Fire Man
 not much of a test
 Oh, your weakness is ice?
 I would've never fucking guessed!
 Now Ice Man is here
 this shouldn't take up too much time
 Oh, is your weakness fire?
 You just blew my fucking mind!
 I cut Cut Man
 and he's gonna need stitches
 Bomb and Elec Man
 just went down like little bitches
 Wait, you douchebag!
 I'm gonna end your life
 I am Mega Man Zero
 and I'm here to plow your wife
 I bring sex moves from the future
 and my skills are vast
 Like my
 Super double ultra mega nut buster come blast
 Oh!
 Women can't resist
 my blonde flowing locks
 I'll slap a stamp right on my package
 and deliver your wife the cock
 My shining armor is red
 the color of victory
 While your fruity suit is blue
 like your balls will soon be
 Wait. What are you doing?
 Mega Dick Activate!!
 Ahhhhhhh!
 So Mega Man harnessed
 all zee powers of zee Masters
 And killed Zero
 with his mega laser schlong blaster
 And zen he banged his wife
 until she screamed "Yes, more!"
 And zen she loved him again
 cause she's a SHALLOW WHORE!
 Sorry...
 Zat vas misogynistic
 She is a whore, though
 What'd you say?
 Nussing!
 Douche...