Robots in Need of Disguise

(Whoa)
 Rollin out motherfuckers, it's the robots in disguise
 Led by Optimus Prime, a bot whose power never dies
 Cars and vans and planes, fucking construction trucks
 They're goin' undercover cause Decepticons don't give a fuck
 Autobots, it's time. We're rolling out (right!)
 Oh my God, that truck is Optimus, without a doubt!
 Uh, no I'm not
 Yes you are, my dearest robot bro
 You guys been on my lunchbox since the 19 fuckin 80s yo!
 Oh balls. Autobots! Listen here
 I think it's time to try to find another way to disappear!
 New disguises that our enemies could never recognize
 Bumblebee become a burger; Prowl, you are the side of fries! (Huh?)
 Do it!
 Don't you wanna light our darkest hour?
 Jazz, you're now a birthday cake
 You've got the touch, I've got the flour!
 (Oh!)
 Autobots, roll out
 Let's show em what we're all about
 We'll catch em by surprise when we're in disguise
 As a trunk full of sprouts and a tiny Asian girl scout
 Now the time has come
 To rock the Deceptiscum
 They better be alert cause we can now convert
 To a skirt, polo shirt, and a little mound of wet dirt
 Megatron will pay
 As soon as I take on the form of this delightful soufflé!
 (Okay!)
 (Whoa)
 After hours and hours of transforming into stuff
 The Autobots decided on a plan that's super duper tough
 Those Deceptidicks won't see us coming at all
 When we roll up together as random kiosks at the local mall
 (Yeah!)
 Who'd even take to guess
 That Bumblebee is selling cell phone chargers
 For three dollars less, I said
 (Yeah!)
 They'll never know we're here
 While we're hocking beauty products
 Making teenage acne disappear
 As if!
 They could stop Ratchet before, bitch
 He's combined with Ironhide to form a turkey sandwich!
 And I haven't even mentioned
 The ace that's up my sleeve
 He rocks a jet engine that'll make your ears bleed
 He'll betray Megatron, plus he's boisterous and loud
 This is your moment
 C'mon Starscream, now break it down!
 Hey. This is- I'm Starscream
 What?
 I just-I just wanted to say that, Megatron, y-
 Speak up, man!
 Megatron, you're going down, I'm gonna -
 Spe-
 I'm gonna win, I'm St-
 Ugh, come on
 Starscream rules
 Alright, you know what? Forget it
 (Oh!)
 Autobots, let's fight
 These enemies with all our might!
 Time to do what's right and transform tonight
 To five kites, egg whites, and a family of field mice
 (Oh!)
 The Decepticons
 Are now ten tanks and a giant gun
 While Grimlock's a rake and I'm a warm milkshake
 There's a small chance that we made a very tiny mistake
 (Oh!)
 Well it's too late now
 We're the good guys and I'm sure that everything will work out
 Megatron! You're going d- oh no, ah! (Whoa)
 Optimus, I had rea-I had a lot o-
 Starscream, shut up!
 Oh, m'kay