The Hero of Rhyme (Karaoke Version)

It's me Link again baby, that's right I'm back
 Last time I quested for Zelda I got a little off track
 But now my confidence is at an all time high
 Because Navi just anointed me the Hero of Rhyme
 I said the "Hero of Time"!
 That's right, the Hero of Rhyme
 I don't need no sword or shield I'm gonna be just fine
 Hey listen, I think-
 Shh!
 I got my beats and jams!
 I'm taking Ganon down now
 No thanks to you, old man (What?)
 Link, thank god you're here
 The countryside is terrified and shocked
 We're overrun with darknuts, peahats, leevers, gels, and octorocks
 You're our hero of the ages with a sword and helping hand
 We really need your skills!
 Oh you need my skills?
 AW DAMN!
 Moblins, no problems, and octorocks don't know poppycock
 Gotta get that Triforce tomorrow but first I gotta do my pop and lock
 When I see an iron knuckle, I'mma buckle up my pants
 Cause these bitches don't fuck around when I kick on my Z-Target dance!
 But see, with me, I've gotta find a different way to defeat
 Don't use my sword or shield but I know this flow is good enough to kill
 Hylian people rejoice,
 cause your hero is the illest motherfuckin' rapper
 with the illest fuckin' voice!
 How was that?
 Those raps do anything for you?
 OH GOD, EVERYONE IS DEAD!
 Moving right along to Ganon's underground lair
 EVERYTHING'S ON FIRE!
 Don't worry, I'm not scared
 I'll save all of Hyrule with the tastiest rhymes I can spit
 Now watch and learn, Navi
 You're a stupid piece of shit!
 Wanna go Ganon? Get your pigass over here and try me
 Just ignore the burning hellscape that's collapsing in behind me
 You have never seen a rapper close to my skills whatsoever
 Oh, I see you brought a giant glowing sword
 That's cool, whatever
 Cause hey! I'm gonna be the last thing you see
 When you lose against me here in the ruins of the city
 Yeah, ah!
 No better bigger battle than here
 Cause by the time you swing your sword I'm gonna-
 Oh! Whoa.
 Chill out.
 Gotta fill out.
 This sword was born for a partner who can maybe-
 I don't know-
 come out and help me out in a real bout!
 Hey, listen, Link
 Your rapping doesn't stink
 But Ganon's standing right there with a giant sword-
 Ooooh.
 Ooooooooooh.
 Tsssssssss.
 Oooooooooooooooooh.