Vegeta's Serenade

Oh Bulma, sweet Bulma, I adore you oh so much
 I've given up my Saiyan princehood to feel your gentle touch
 It's kind of a big deal to do that, but I don't regret it
 I know for sure that stupid Kakarot wouldn't fuckin' get it
 Dad, well maybe leave out the thing about Goku
 What? But it's true, it was hard for me to go through
 Just try again
 OK, I guess
 Just sing from the heart
 The one I'll rip out of Kakarot's chest?
 No
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 I really like the way you dress
 That's good
 Kakarot's wife looks like a fuckin mess
 No!
 What?!
 Leave out Goku! It's about your wife
 I'm just working in experience from life
 But what about when you were wed?
 It was the best thing in your life you said
 You walked down the aisle and I thought with a glance
 Your beauty's captivating them. Now's my chance!
 That's what you were thinking?
 Yes, but I had to wait
 You would've been mad if I ruined your big day
 That's the nicest thing you've said so far
 I figured I'd distract you with the salad bar
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 I had to wait until the reception
 I asked Goten to run interception
 Then I felt my hate for Kakarot explode
 Yeah, I remember. You fought for 3 episodes
 I used my big bang attack
 But he shot a kamehameha right back
 The collision blew up half the venue
 Reducing the selection of the menu
 But you were the only thing on my mind
 As the wall smashed Kakarot from behind
 I burned his flesh and punched his face
 Inspired by your beauty, and my unrelenting hate