Trigger Warning

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 Let's go
 Yeah
 Hanging with my pals, no care in the world
 We're making memories, but then I see this girl
 I ask her on a date, she tells me that sounds good
 I'm gonna make her night, 'cause I'm a classy dude
 She said, "Do you have what it takes to be a feminist?"
 I said, "Sure! Let me join you on your quest for social justice" (What could go wrong?)
 In the sun, I've never felt so happy
 With my friends, there's always joy around me
 All good vibes, no bad ones in the first place
 Never ever gonna leave my safe space
 Couple weeks go by, she's always super pissed
 She doesn't think the same as a normal feminist
 I start to learn a lot about all these new things
 Men deserve to die because of the patriarchy
 I said, "This sounds far-fetched, but I guess I'll do as you say..."
 She said, "Scum! How dare you doubt my logic in any way" (I guess she's right?)
 In the sun, I've never felt so happy
 With my friends, there's always joy around me
 All good vibes, no bad ones in the first place
 Never ever gonna leave my safe space
 Walking down the street, I look right at this girl
 She's pretty freaking hot, let's make sure that she knows
 *Whistle*
 What did you just say!?
 I-it was a whistle...
 Did you just oppress my girlfriend right in front of me!?
 Chill out, it was j—
 You cis-gendered, hyper-privileged bigot!
 What are you doing? No, stop! Please, help me!
 This is the end of you
 Rot in hell, you kink-shaming classist
 Choke on your words and throw yourself into a burning furnace
 Perpetuation of the cis-head supremacy
 You male-normative, close-minded rapist
 Go play in traffic
 Look, man, take it easy...
 Man?! Did you just assume my gender?!
 Oh, God, please...
 Watch your micro-aggressions
 I have been triggered
 Deluded, chauvinistic, misgendering, middle-class
 Binary-normative, cross-dresser stigmatizing, homophobic
 Thin-privileged, rape-culture sympathizing, hyper-masculine kyriarchist
 Acknowledge the fox-kin
 In conclusion, I hope you die alone
 What do these words mean?!
 All right, where were we?
 In the sun, I've never felt so happy
 With my friends, there's always joy around me
 All good vibes, no bad ones in the first place
 Never ever gonna leave my safe space
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