Weapons of Bass Destruction

I'm on a first name basis at the tackle shop
 I got a charge account running up non-stop
 They ought to give me my own parking spot
 I can't fit another plug in my tackle box
 It's always under construction
 For all my weapons of bass destruction
 I got buzz baits and zara spooks
 Pumpkin seed zoom flutes, booyah crawfish jigs
 I got a seven foot flipping stick and all the soft plastics
 To hook one on a Texas RI
 My Wife stays on me and the banker just told me
 That he's working on a tax deduction
 For all the money I'm dropping
 On my weapons of bass destruction
 Hank Parker's got a wire tap on my phone
 Bill Dance won't leave me the hell alone
 Outdoor Channel wants to do a show
 They wanna film me jaw jerking down on Okeechobee
 They better come with some high def production
 'Cause I got weapons of bass destruction
 I got jitterbugs and hulapoppers with crank baits and wood choppers
 Devil horses and broke backs
 Grass frogs and chug bugs
 Straining on my cow cut, offset shank mustads
 I got a 250 Johnson, and a Redman sponsor
 And a Ranger in custom production
 To haul around me and my buddies
 And my weapons of bass destruction
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 My boat is my bunker where I haul in all my lunkers
 I got buzz baits and zara spooks
 Bubblegum zoom flutes, booyah crawfish jigs
 I got a seven foot carrot stick, all the soft plastics, to hook a Carolina rig
 When I drag it through the moss
 And I hook on haul you never seen such a big eruption
 When they light into my weapons of bass destruction
 Tell Obama to come find me 'cause
 I ain't hiding my weapons of bass destruction
 Hmm, there it is
 Got it