1000 Dollar Car

A thousand dollar car, it ain't worth nothin'
 A thousand dollar car, it ain't worth shit
 Might as well take your thousand dollars
 And set fire to it
 A thousand dollar car ain't worth a dime
 You lose your thousand dollars every time
 Oh why did I ever buy a thousand dollar car
 A thousand dollar car is gonna let you down
 More than it's ever gonna get you around
 Replace your gaskets and paint over your rust
 You still end up with something that you'll never trust
 A thousand dollar car, its life was through
 'Bout 50, 000 miles 'fore it got to you
 Oh why did I ever buy a thousand dollar car
 A thousand dollar car ain't gonna roll
 'Til you throw at least another thousand in the hole
 Sink your money in it, and there you are
 The owner of a two thousand dollar thousand dollar car
 If you only got a thousand dollars
 You outta just buy a good guitar
 Learn how to play and it'll take you farther
 Than any old thousand dollar car
 If a thousand dollar car was truly worth a damn
 Then why would anybody ever spend ten grand
 Oh why did I ever buy a thousand dollar car