Every Kinda Everything

Well, I know we're different and this might sound heavy
 But I'm thinking I'm a Ford and, baby, you're a Chevy
 That's OK, I can appreciate any good car
 Can't you tell by the way I've been bumping your bumper
 That I'm following close, tryin' to be your lover
 Ain't gonna hurt ya, honey, that's what a bumper's for
 Well, I know you don't like the same things I do
 Still, I'll stick to you like Elmer's white glue
 And I'm so sticky that you'll never get me off of your hands
 Even if you try to wash me away
 I'll just stick around and clog up your drain
 I hate to have to tell you, but I'm one of your future plans
 Well, you're a little tomato, you're a hot little dish
 You're every kinda of everything a boy could wish
 Whenever you're ready, honey, we can go steady
 And I ain't even joking at all
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 Well, you might not like it, baby, let me tell ya
 You're my favorite flower and I love to smell ya
 Pretty as a starfish sticking to the ocean floor
 You're my sweet and I can't get enough
 You're an Oreo cookie with double stuff
 I'm so fat on you, I won't ever get skinny no more
 Well, you're a little tomato, you're a hot little dish
 You're every kinda of everything a boy could wish
 Whenever you're ready, honey, we can go steady
 And I ain't even joking at all
 No, I ain't even joking at all
 Said I ain't even joking at all
 Why would you think that I was even joking at all?