Radar Gun

Straight from 12th grade into junior college
 Buddy buddy buddy I passed my exam
 Makin' me a law enforcement person
 Got me a gun and a badge, I'm a man
 Radar gun
 Radar gun
 43 from where I was sitting
 30 miles an hour is the law of our land
 Please remove your license, find your registration
 And what is the name of your insurance plan?
 Radar gun
 Radar gun
 I'm making money and I'm havin' fun
 With my radar gun
 Radar gun
 With my brand new radar gun
 You know our sheriff, William Buchberger
 Says our mayor's got a master plan
 A new pulse gun means a cost o' livin'
 And one of them stop lights down on Grand
 Radar gun
 Radar gun
 I'm making money and I'm havin' fun
 With my radar gun
 Radar gun
 With my brand new radar gun
 Schedule 19 on a special election
 Got our money problems right in hand
 Droppin' them limits like a hot potato
 Fifty down to thirty oh, man, oh, man!
 Radar gun
 Radar gun
 I'm making money and I'm havin' fun
 With my radar gun
 Radar gun
 With my brand new radar gun
 Brand new shiny Simmons radar gun
 Me and my partner go patrol car cruisin'
 On the parking lots at the shopping malls
 Scanning those dashes, those mirrors and visors
 The little detectors that ruin it all
 Johnny caught one on an '86 T-Bird
 Pull up slow just as close as I can
 Milliwatt-seconds on maximum output
 We'll dust that puppy with one small blast of my
 Radar gun
 Radar gun
 I'm making money and I'm havin' fun
 With my radar gun
 Radar gun
 With my brand new radar gun