I Wanna Get Drunk Tonight

I wanna get drunk tonight
 I wanna get in a barroom fight
 I wanna see the morning light
 from the bottom of a ditch on the side of the road
 I wanna wear a six-inch heel
 I wanna cop another feel
 I wanna make a strange backroom deal
 and peer inside the body bag, 'cause man ain't that a drag
 You, you got a dumb smile on your face
 Every other word seems mildly out of place
 I got a ticket for the train
 
 and I hope I never see you again
 I wanna get drunk tonight
 I wanna get zipped up real tight
 I wanna think not quite right
 And have my troubles burn up into flame
 I wanna wear fishnet lace
 I wanna find an unknown place
 I wanna be a big disgrace
 With my picture in a dirty mag, 'cause man ain't that a drag
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 You, you were always a few steps behind
 You never seemed to have too much on your mind
 I slammed the door of my old car
 
 Cause you insist on going way too far
 I wanna get drunk tonight
 I wanna go where the lights are bright
 And be such an awful sight
 With everybody trying not to stare
 I wanna wear a see-through dress
 I wanna make an awful mess
 I wanna make you say, "I confess!"
 and wipe me down with a dirty rag, 'cause man ain't that a drag
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 Baby, baby, ain't gonna be one more time
 Be all sprawled out at the scene of the crime
 Well, I see your face, but don't wanna hear you whine
 'Cause I'm gonna keep that for mine,
 that's all mine, that's all mine, that's all mine
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 I wanna get drunk tonight
 I wanna get in a barroom fight
 I wanna see the morning light
 From the bottom of a ditch on the side of the road
 I wanna wear a six-inch heel
 I wanna cop another feel
 I wanna make a strange backroom deal
 And slip inside that body bag, 'cause man ain't that a drag