I'm A Recluse!

Who wants to get drunk and smash bumper cars
 I do, I do
 Who's got a Sony demo that's ready for the Charts
 I do, I do
 Who calls his mom's vag on the fourth day of March
 I do, I do
 Who has dirty dreams about Rosanne Barr
 Well, I guess that's me
 That's me that's me
 Hey Crush, what's up
 Can you text me and tell me if I'm normal
 Hey man good luck
 I heard Dateless is looking for a bassist
 I think it sucks
 I don't understand why things are so important
 Let's go get drunk
 And pull stop signs into Baltimore apartments
 Because I'm just a recluse
 Get someone on the goddamn phone
 I'm a recluse...
 Who wants to take a dump when the toilet seats down
 I do, I do
 Who's favorite colours are yellow and brown
 I do, I do
 Who wants a motor scouter and a Blue Moon beer
 I do, I do
 Who's out of tune on Call It A Career
 Well, I guess that's me
 Or Jeremy