Sat Nav

Every since I got behind the wheel
 The sensation that I always feel
 When for searching for ale
 Or that next meal
 And driving mile on mile
 It's into gear and away we go
 It's not too fast and a not too slow
 I'm trying to get to Clitheroe
 But I end up in Carlisle
 Ooooh
 Tha's got for get sat nav
 Get me down to pie shop
 Tha's got for get sat nav
 To buy some home brew
 Tha's got for get sat nav
 Get me down to pub
 I Tha's got for get sat nav
 Get me a Tom Tom
 or some kind of other satellite tracking device instead!
 "At the end of the road take the ferry"
 The missus shouting in me ear
 It's not that turn it's this one here
 But all I want is a pint of beer
 Or to get home for a nap
 I come to the roundabout past the lights
 Swung a left I should a took a right
 The missus shouts and starts a fight
 I forgot for bring the map
 Ooooh
 Tha's got for get sat nav
 Get me down to pie shop
 Tha's got for get sat nav
 To buy some home brew
 Tha's got for get sat nav
 Get me down to pub
 I Tha's got for get sat nav
 Get me a Tom Tom
 or some kind of other satellite tracking device instead!
 "After 300 metres turn around when possible"
 Theres lessons here with in this song
 Tha's listened for now will not be long
 When drivings right, but directions wrong
 A solution there might be
 You can buy a gadget for your car
 It'll guide you safely near and far
 Tha' can program it to find the nearest bar
 And that'll do for thee
 Ooooh
 Tha's got for get sat nav
 Get me down to pie shop
 Tha's got for get sat nav
 To buy some home brew
 Tha's got for get sat nav
 Get me down to pub
 I Tha's got for get sat nav
 Get me a Tom Tom
 or some kind of other satellite tracking device instead!
 "You have reached your destination"
 See ya later