D*** In A Box - Album Version (Edited)

Hey girl
 I've got somethin real important to give you
 So just sit down, and listen
 Girl you know we've been together, such a long long time (such a long time)
 And now I'm ready, to lay it on the line (WOWWWW)
 You know it's Christmas and my heart is open wide (open wide)
 Gonna give you something so you know what's on my mind (what's on my mind)
 A gift real special, so take off the top
 Take a look inside - it's my dick in a box (it's in a box)
 Not gonna get you a diamond ring
 That sort of gift don't mean anything
 Not gonna get you a fancy car
 Girl you gotta know you're my shining star
 Not gonna get you a house in the hills
 A girl like you needs somethin real
 Wanna get you somethin from the heart
 Somethin special girl
 It's my dick in a box! My dick in a box babe
 It's my dick in a box! My dick in a box girl
 See I'm wise enough to know when a gift needs givin (yeah)
 And I got just the one
 Somethin to show ya that you are second to none
 To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress
 It's easy to do just follow these steps
 One - cut a hole in a box
 Two - put your junk in that box
 Three - make her open the box
 And that's the way you do it
 It's my dick in a box!! . My dick in a box babe
 It's my dick in a box! My dick in a box girl
 Christmas; dick in a box
 Hanukkah; dick in a box
 Kwanzaa; a dick in a box
 Every single holiday a dick in a box
 Over at your parent's house a dick in a box
 Midday at the grocery store a dick in a box
 Backstage at the CMA's a dick in a box
 Yeah well well well well well well well...
 My dick in a box, my dick in a box, my dick in a box!