YOLO

YOLO
 YOLO, you only live once
 The battle cry of a generation
 This life is a precious gift
 So don't get too crazy
 It's not worth the risk
 You know that we are still young
 So don't be dumb
 Don't trust anyone
 'Cause you only live once
 Ugh, you only live once
 That's the motto
 So take a chill pill
 Ease off the throttle
 Never go to loud clubs
 'Cause it's bad for your ears
 Your friends will all be sorry
 When they can't hear
 And stay the hell away from drugs
 'Cause they're not legal
 Then bury all your money in the backyard
 Like a beagle
 'Cause you should never trust a bank
 They've been known to fail
 And never travel by car, a bus
 Boat or by rail
 And don't travel by plane
 And don't travel at all
 Build a bomb shelter basement
 With titanium walls
 And wear titanium suits
 In case pianos fall on ya
 And never go in saunas
 'Cause they're crawlin' with piranhas
 And never take the stairs
 'Cause they're often unsafe
 You only live once
 Don't let it go to waste
 You know that we are still young
 So hold off on the fun
 Cook your meat 'til it's done
 'Cause you only live once
 Yeah
 And here's another piece of advice
 Stay away from kids
 'Cause their hair is filled with mad lice
 There's no such thing
 As too much Purell
 This a cautionary tale
 Word to George Orwell
 So don't 1980 force
 Any plugs into sockets
 Always wear a chastity belt
 And triple lock it
 Then hire a taster
 Make him check your food for poison
 And if you think your mailman is a spy
 Then destroy him
 No blankets or pajamas
 They can choke you in your sleep
 Two words about furniture
 Killing machines
 Board your windows up
 The sun is bad for your health
 And always wear a strait jacket
 So you're safe from yourself
 Take no chances (No chances)
 Stop freelancin' (Right now)
 Invest in your future
 Don't dilute your finances (Uh huh)
 401K, make sure it's low risk
 Then get some real estate (How much?)
 4.2% 30-year mortgage
 That's important, that's a great deal
 And if you can't afford it
 Don't forge it on your last bill
 Renting is for suckers right now
 A dependable savings
 And you'll retire with money in your account
 Beast
 YOLO, say no-no
 Isolate yourself
 And just roll solo
 Be care-folo
 You oughta look out
 Also stands for YOLO
 You know that we are still young
 Burn the prints off your thumbs
 Then pull out all your teeth
 So you can't bite your tongue
 Only on this Earth for a short time, time
 So don't go outside, 'cause you don't want to die, die
 Just take our advice and hide
 And scream YOLO to the sky
 You oughta look out