Jizz In My Pants

Lock eyes from across the room
 Down my drink while the rhythms boom
 Take your hand and skip the names
 No need here for the silly games
 Make our way through the smoke and crowd
 The club is the sky, and I'm on your cloud
 Move in close as the lasers fly
 Our bodies touch and the angels cry
 Leave this place, go back to yours
 Our lips first touch outside your doors
 A whole night, what we've got in store
 Whisper in my ear that you want some more
 And I
 Jizz in my pants
 This really never happens, you can take my word
 I won't apologize, that's just absurd
 Mainly your fault for the way that you dance
 And now I
 Jizz in my pants
 Don't tell your friends, or I'll say you're a slut
 Plus it's your fault, you were rubbing my butt
 I'm very sensitive, some would say that's a plus
 Now I'll go home and change
 I need a few things from the grocery
 Do things alone now mostly
 Left me heartbroken not lookin' for love
 Surprise in my eyes when I looked above
 The checkout counter and I saw her face
 My heart stood still, so did time and space
 Never felt that I could feel real again
 But the look in her eyes said, "I need a friend"
 She turned to me, that's when she said it
 Looked me dead in the face, asked, "Cash or credit?"
 And I
 Jizzed in my pants
 It's perfectly normal, nothing wrong with me
 But we're going to need a cleanup on aisle three
 And now I'm posed in an awkward stance
 Because I jizzed in my pants
 To be fair, you were flirting a lot
 Plus the way you bag cans got me bothered and hot
 Please, stop acting like you're not impressed
 One more thing, I'm gonna pay by check
 Last week, I saw a film
 As I recall, it was a horror film
 Walked outside into the rain
 Checked my phone and saw you rang and I
 Jizzed in my pants
 Speeding down the street when the red lights flash
 Need to get away, need to make a dash
 A song comes on that reminds me of you and I
 Jizz in my pants
 The next day, my alarm goes off and I
 Jizz in my pants
 Open my window and a breeze rolls in and I
 Jizz in my pants
 When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense I
 Jizzed in my pants
 I just ate a grape and I
 Jizzed in my pants
 I went to check-
 Jizzed in my pants
 Okay, seriously you guys, can we, okay?
 I jizz right in my pants every time you're next to me
 And when we're holding hands, it's like having sex to me
 You say I'm premature, I just call it ecstasy
 I wear a rubber at all times, it's a necessity
 'Cause I
 Jizz in my pants
 (I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants, yes, I jizz in my pants, yes, I jizz in my pants)
 Yes, jizz in my pants
 (I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants)