The Compliments

Ladies listen up this song is for you
 you know it's hard out there trying to find a dude
 But the lonely island's got three top notch brothers
 so sit back and listen while they compliment each other
 My man Kiv is the shit
 Dude is thoughtful as fuck
 Plus his body is ripped
 He's a good listener even when he's exhausted
 and he's crazy hygienic always brushing and flossing
 But that ain't nothing compared to my main man Jorm
 The most sensitive caring dude I've ever known
 he's got that sweet smile
 he's got that slow touch
 what's that sweet smell
 oh shit he cooked you brunch
 but hold up my man Andy's got us both beat
 he make this candy margarita that's a wonderful treat
 plus caramel eyes that are hella disarming
 he ain't no fucking prince my man is king charming
 well you're far too kind and speaking of kindness
 my man Kiv's been diagnosed with color blindness
 he loves all people plus he's got the fat dick
 it's like a gold brick all shiny and thick
 when they pitched me this song
 they were kinda vague
 but I said fuck it
 cause they said I'd get paid
 one things for sure these dudes are weird motherfuckers
 so kick back and listen while they compliment eachother
 my man Jorm fucks all night
 call him super mario because he be laying the pipe
 he got the eye contact like only you in the room
 a modern thinking man he ain't afraid of a broom
 yo you talking feminism Andy loves that shit
 plus the femme fatales love him cause he's got good dick
 and he's a giver, donates hella money to charity
 He's also got a great sense of humor, that's personality
 I hate to interrupt but I gotta interject
 Kiv's rhymes are so espresso has his own panini press
 Kiv's so loyal when he makes his pick
 that he'll only think of you when he's jacking his dick
 he's a shoulder to cry on when you're down in the dumps
 he's an outfit to try on when you need a slam dunk
 he's an extra stirring hand when you're making a soup
 take a ride in his coupe, he'll make you want to shoot
 I'm starting to suspect that these dudes are gay
 it's none of my business they just born this way
 I mean, how many times he's gonna mention yo homie's dick
 but still trying to act like this song is for chicks
 so ladies be warned before you hop under the covers
 they might be fuckin you but they'll be thinking about each other
 the compliments bitch