The Creep

Yeah
 Hi, I'm John Waters, and this is The Creep!
 When you're out at a club and you see a fly girl
 Do the creep (hah)
 And do the creep (hah)
 And if you wanna make friends at the ATM
 Do the creep (ooh)
 And do the creep (creep, creep, creep)
 Well, we got a new dance, so get up on your feet
 It's real easy to do and it's called the creep
 Let your hands flop round like a marionette
 Pop your knees up and down sh-sh-shakin' your neck
 Now pull your waistband up like you expecting a flood
 And stick your hair down flat like it was covered in mud
 Trim up your pencil mustache and pop them peepers
 Put this in your speakers, you a certified creeper
 When you see a country peach laying out at the beach
 Do the creep (hah)
 And do the creep (hah)
 And when a fine PYT walks in front of your tree
 Do the creep (huh)
 And do the creep (hah)
 I was six years old when I started creeping
 My parents took it to their room and I started peeping
 You can imagine their surprise when they lifted their heads
 And saw my little ass creeping at the foot of the bed
 And they knew I was a creep since the day I was born
 Get popping out my momma like some kettle corn
 And the doctor saw my head and he starting freaking
 'Cause I came clean and I came out creeping
 Nicki, (uh) Nicki, Nicki (yeah), Nicki Nicki Nicki
 When I was a girl, I creeped in the boys' locker room
 Hide deep inside, it was my little creep stalker room
 As they dis-robed I was ogling and ogling
 Little did they know that for me, they were modeling
 And I would laugh ha ha ha ha ha haha
 And they would dance la la la la lalala-la
 So pop pop pop your peepers and turn out your sneakers
 Don't sleep, come and get ya creep on with me
 Go get ya sweating off ya bride at her wedding
 Do the creep (hah)
 And do the creep (hah)
 But when you sneak into a wake and you see a beefcake
 Do the creep (huh)
 And do the creep (hah)
 When the judge is a hottie and you can't control your body
 Do the creep (hah)
 And do the creep (hah)
 So get ya knees flexin' and your arms T-rexin'
 Do the creep (hah)
 And don't forget to smile