Sarah's a Narcissist

Sarah went away for the summer
 And she came back looking hotter than ever
 With a new haircut and liner on her eyes
 When she was ugly
 She was the nicest girl
 Now she thinks she owns the world
 And the hearts of all the guys
 She says, Everyone is stupid
 She even thinks I'm stupid
 But thats okay by me
 She used to look retarded
 But now I'm retarded
 For that girl out of my league
 Sarah's got popularity
 Sarah won't take a second look at me
 Sarah don't talk to the ugly
 Her best friend is a mirror
 But I don't think I blame her
 Cuz if I looked that cool
 I would have my nose up in the air too
 She used to let me copy her homework
 But now she says I'm a stupid jerk
 So I'm all alone with bad grades
 I flunked English thanks to her new charm
 But I still want her in my arms
 Even though she's from outer space