Passing Me By

Now in my younger days, I used to sport a shag
 When I went to school, I carried lunch in a bag
 With a apple for my teacher, 'cause I knew I'd get a kiss
 Always got mad when the class was dismissed
 But when it was in session, I always had a question
 I would raise my hand to make her stagger to my desk and
 Help me with my problem, it was never much
 Just a trick to smell her scent and try to sneak a touch
 Oh, how I wish I could hold her hand and give her a hug
 She was married to the man, he was a thug
 His name was Lee, he drove a Z
 He'd pick her up from school promptly at three o'clock
 I was on her jock, yes indeedy, I wrote graffiti on the bus
 First I'd write her name, then carve a plus
 With my name last, on the looking glass
 I seen her yesterday, but still, I had to let her pass
 She keeps on passin' me by
 She keeps on passin' me by (nevertheless, I'll say it again)
 She keeps on passin' me by (nevertheless, I'll say it again)
 She keeps on pass-
 When I dream of fairytales, I think of me and Shelly
 See, she's my type of hype and I can't stand when brothers tell me
 That I should quit chasin' and look for something better
 But the smile that she shows makes me a go-getter
 I haven't gone as far as asking if I could get with her
 I just play it by ear and hope she gets the picture
 I'm shooting for her heart, got my finger on the trigger
 She could be my broad and I could be her nigga, but
 All I could do was stare
 Back as kids, we used to kiss when we played truth or dare
 Now she's more sophisticated, highly edu-ma-cated
 Not at all overrated, I think I need a prayer
 To get in her book and it looks rather dry
 I guess a twinkle in her eye is just a twinkle in her eye
 Although she's crazy stepping, I'll try and stop her stride
 'Cause I won't have no more of this passin' me by
 It's time for me to voice my opinion, can't be pretending she didn't have me
 Sprung like a chicken, chasing my tail like a doggie
 She was kind of like a star, thinking I was like a fan
 Damn, she looked good, downside, she had a man
 He was a rooty-toot, a nincompoop
 She told me, "Soon your little birdie's gonna fly the coop"
 She was a flake like corn, and I was born not to understand
 By letting her pass, I proved to be a better man
 She keeps on passin' me by (passing me by)
 She keeps on passin' me by (nevertheless, I'll say it again)
 She keeps on passin' me by (nevertheless, I'll say it again)
 She keeps on passin' me-
 Now there she goes again, the dopest Ethiopian
 And now the world around me begins moving in slow motion when-
 Ever she happens to walk by, why does the apple of my eye
 Overlook and disregard my feelings, no matter how much I try?
 Wait, no, I did not really pursue my little princess with persistence
 And I was so low-key that she was unaware of my existence
 From a distance I desired her, secretly admired her
 Wired her a letter to get her, and it went
 "My dear, my dear, my dear, you do not know me, but I know you
 Very well, now let me tell you 'bout the feelings I have for you
 When I try or make some sort of attempt, I simp
 Damn, I wish I wasn't such a wimp
 'Cause then I would let you know that I love you so
 And if I was your man, then I would be true
 The only lying I would do is in the bed with you"
 Then I signed "Sincerely, the one who loves you dearly, P.S. Love Me Tender"
 The letter came back three days later "Return to Sender", damn
 She keeps on passin' me by
 She keeps on passin' me by (nevertheless, I'll say it again)
 She keeps on passin' me by (nevertheless, I'll say it again)
 She keeps on passin' me by (nevertheless, I'll say it again)
 She keeps on pass-
 Nevertheless, I'll say it again (passing me by)
 Nevertheless, I'll say it again
 Nevertheless-
 Nevertheless-
 Nevertheless, I'll say it again
 She keeps passin' me by
 She keeps passin' me by (I'll say it again)
 She keeps passin' me by
 She keeps passin' me by (I'll say it again)
 She keeps passin' me by
 She keeps passin' me by (I'll say it again)
 She keeps passin' me by
 She keeps passin' me by (I'll say it again)