Ya Mama

Yo man, you gotta be, you know, you gotta be on to die, man
 What's up with that? Yo bro-shot, yeah, word up bro-shot
 Uh, we need some brothers to be, uh, like droppin' knowledge
 Ay man, why don't you quit talkin' all the stuff
 And do something about it? You know what I'm sayin'?
 Oh, you talking about, kick some, uh, knowledge
 Yeah, well you do that like right now
 And some wisdom for the people, what's up with that? Okay, I got it
 (Brothers and sisters)
 Ya mom is so fat (How fat is she?)
 Ya mama is so big and fat that she can get busy
 With twenty-two burritos, but times are rough
 I seen her in the back of Taco Bell with handcuffs
 The sad fact (What?)
 Ya mama smokes crack (What?)
 She got a burning yearning and there's no turning back
 Her knuckles drag down to the ground where she walk
 Spit comes out that bitch mouth when she talk
 Naked on a mountain top, tootin on a flizoot
 Ridin on a horse drinking whisky out a bizoot
 She's got the wings and teeth of an African bat
 Her middle name is Mudbone and on top of all that
 Ya mama got a glass eye with the fish in it
 (Ya mama got a glass eye with the fish in it)
 Ya mama got a glass eye with the fish in it
 (Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama)
 Ya mama look like she's been in the dryer with some rocks
 With the big bust nose sucking dirt out of socks
 Held up the ice-cream truck with a slingshot
 She grabbed a bag of Cheese Corn and a soda pop
 Ya mama root 'n' toot and stole my loot and my suit
 She may have the muscles, but no, she's not cute
 She's not pretty, oh what a pity, got the glass titty
 Filled up with Kool-Aid, just for the kiddies
 On a cliff butt naked, tootin' on a flute
 Ridin' on a horse drinkin whisky out a boot
 She's got the teeth and the wings of an African bat
 Her middle name is Mudbone and on top of all that
 Ya mama got the wooden legs with real feet
 (Ya mama got the wooden legs with real feet)
 I said ya mama got the wooden legs with real feet
 (Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama)
 Watch out, I'm thinkin' about your mother to a funky beat
 I went to your house, and she licked me on the cheek
 I said, "Excuse me, lady, but I remember seeing you at the Palladium
 Way back in September 'cause you was beatboxin' for Lou Rawls
 In some bright red boxer drawers"
 You said ya moms was pretty and young
 But she's old as dirt and got hair on her tongue
 Ya moms, ya moms, she uses Brut
 And I saw her ridin a horsey drinking whisky out a boot
 She's got the wings and teeth of an African bat
 Her middle name is Mudbone, and on top of all that
 Ya mama's got a peg leg with a kickstand
 (Ya mama's got a peg leg with a kickstand)
 I said ya mama's got a peg leg with a kickstand
 (Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama)
 Aw, ya mom is so fat (How fat is she?)
 We rode up on her back to get some burgers from Wendy's
 And her skates went flat, I got stuck in her butt crack
 They thought I was lost but I was caught by the G-strap
 Heaven forbid a giant fart would give way
 'Cause that would blow me round the world in a day
 We drove into the drive-in and she didn't have to pay
 Because we dressed her up to look just like a Chevrolet
 Naked on a mountain top tootin on a flizoot
 Ridin' on a horse, drinkin whisky out a bizoot
 With the wings and the teeth of an African bat, (bat, bat, bat)
 Her middle name is Mudbone and on top of all that
 Ya mama's got an afro, with a chin strap
 (Ya mama's got an afro, with a chin strap)
 I said ya mama's got an afro, with a chin strap
 (Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama)
 Ya mama got snake skin teeth
 Ya mama wears coat hangers for earrings, dude she looks like
 Ya mama was making sex threats to Ricky Bell and shit
 Ya mama jacked the Kool-aid man for a sip, nigga
 Ya mama was walking down on Sunset with a 99 cent sign on her back
 (You're a sellout) Ya mama's a sellout nigga, ya mama
 Nigga, ya mama did a pop tune nigga
 Ya mama's glasses are so thick
 She look into a map and see people wavin' at her
 Your mother got an Ouija board on her back
 Sidney with EQ and everything what he be sayin'
 His mother be hooked, fishin' with a and reel at the frozen food section
 Tre's mama got Playdough teeth and shit
 Ya mother be eatin' daisies like Now and Laters and shit
 Ya mama's an extra on the Simpsons and shit
 Ya mama's so fat you can't even see her legs
 It just looks like she's just gliding across the floor