Deus

Deus does not exist
 But if he does, he lives up on me
 In the fattest largest cloud up there
 He's whiter than white and cleaner then clean
 He wants to reach me
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 Deus does not exist
 But if he does, I always notice him
 Getting ready in his airy room
 He's picking his gloves so gently off
 He wants to touch me
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 I'm walking humbly down a tiny street
 Pulling my collar it gets bigger, whoo-ooh-ooh
 I once met him
 It really surprised me
 He put me in a bath tub
 Made me squeaky clean
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 Really clean
 To create a universe
 You must taste
 The forbidden fruit
 He said hi, I said hi
 I was still clean
 Deus does not exist
 But if he does, he'd want to get down from that cloud
 First marzipan fingers then marble hands
 More silent than silence and slower than slow
 Diving towards me
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 My collar is huge room for two hands
 They start at the chest and move slowly down
 I thought I had seen everything
 He wasn't white and fluffy
 He just had side burns
 He just had side burns
 And a quiff
 He said hi
 I said hi, I was still clean
 I was squeaky clean
 I was surprised
 Just as you would be
 Deus, Deus, Deus, Deus
 He does not exist
 Deus, Deus
 He does not exist
 Deus, Deus
 He does not exist
 Deus, Deus
 He does not exist
 Deus, Deus
 He does not exist
 Deus, Deus
 He does not exist
 Deus, Deus
 He does not exist
 Deus, Deus
 He does not exist
 
 Deus, Deus
 He does not exist
 Deus, Deus
 He does not exist