Motorcrash

Riding on my bicycle,
 I saw a motorcrash,
 A proper motorcrash,
 And lots of spectators,
 I rushed to the centre
 Saw the injured parents,
 Cuts on the children,
 An awful motorcrash.
 Dangerous motorcrash,
 Terribly bloody motorcrash,
 Destructive motorcrash.
 Oh oh oh.
 Took the mother,
 Sneaked with her secretly
 All the way to my home,
 And nursed her gently
 Put on her bandages, gave her
 Milk and biscuits,
 She sighed pleasantly after this
 Awful motorcrash.
 It's a dangerous dangerous motorcrash,
 Terribly bloody motorcrash,
 Destructive motorcrash.
 Oh oh oh.
 That girl on that bicycle showed great interest in all the motorcrashes
 In the neighbourhood, she looked quite innocent.
 Then we disguised ourselves,
 Took a taxi to her home,
 When her husband opened the door
 She introduced herself, he said
 "Where have you been all this time?"
 But believe you me
 I know what innocence looks like
 But she showed increased interest
 After she got that bicycle.