Artificial Insemination

You guys don't wanna have kids
 Do you? Ya I do with all of you
 I think we're gonna make great parents
 The weekends are gonna be tough
 Splitting up the time but we're gonna do it
 I think I have to get artificially inseminated
 I love that it's called that.
 Cause it not like you're not getting inseminated.
 You're getting inseminated.
 If it was artificial you'd go in for your doctor's appointment
 And they insert one of those sponge creatures inside of you that expands
 And nine months later ... a velasture rapture
 Hey somebody artificially inseminated me.
 Who is the wise guy?
 But I also love the idea of getting artificially inseminated
 And just giving it up for adoption
 It turns out I don't want that child after all.