No Moleste

I did some shows in Mexico.
 And like everywhere I go as soon as I checked into my hotel room
 I immediately hang the "Do not disturb!" sign on mu door
 Or for the Spanish speaking "No moleste!"
 That was kind of a creepy feeling
 Hanging that on my door before bed
 Nope "No moleste!"
 Not tonight!
 Try a couple of doors down
 And actually after I did that joke in Omaha this guy came up to me
 And it's like "Just so you know I'm a Spanish interpreter and moleste means to bother
 Yeah I know "No moleste!"
 So he thought that I thought there were sexual predators
 Running up and down the hall of the resort where I was staying
 And all the management decided to do instead of springing for some security
 Was just to run down to the local Kinkos
 And run of some shouthy low rent signs
 That just said "No moleste!"
 So like you're in your room at night
 Someone's banging at the door
 Trying to beat the door down
 And you're like "No moleste!"
 And he's like: " Oh sorry sight was turned the wrong way.
 It said "Si moleste!"
 Oh ok cool could you just turn that around for me quickly?