Loser

And I know how you hate my guts.
 But tonight I supplied the sluts and I even bought you a beer.
 So will you please be my friend, or at least we can pretend.
 That you really want me here.
 And I will work out and get big, and be just like Glen Danzig.
 Maybe then you will think that I rule.
 And it's always been my dream to be captain of the football team.
 So then girls would think I was cool.
 But I am a loser. (Woah)
 And I guess there's no turning back. (Woah woah woah)
 That's why I sell tandy Computers.(Woah)
 At your local radio shack.(Woah yeah)
 And maybe if I was just like you, everybody would love me too.
 But I guess I'm outta luck.
 Ya see it's called superficiality, they don't like your personality.
 They just want your low rider truck.
 I have no friends at all, everyone hates me.