Breed With You

In a microbe made of stardust there's a secret code, some call it DNA
 You don't need to know the science 'cause that stuff is gonna get you anyway
 Well it grew up through the slime, it had the drive, it knew just what to do
 Now it struts and preens, know what I mean, in fact it looks a lot like you
 Well it made up rules of courtesy and dating, laws of marriage and romance
 But deep down you know it's striving and conniving just to get in someone's pants
 As a species that's the main thing, that's the funky deed that helps us all survive
 There's no need to sugar coat it, I'm a goat it's all about that funky drive
 I wanna breed with you, oh yeah! I wanna breed with you oh yeah!
 I wanna breed with you, un huh! I wanna breed with you un huh!
 Satisfy my need with you, oh yeah! do the dirty deed with you oh yeah!
 Do it 'til I bleed with you, un huh! yeah, I wanna breed with you un huh!
 Well there's bridesmaids, baby showers and there's ministers who tell us to make vows
 But the secret code inside us says we never needed that stuff anyhow
 If it makes you feel better, here's a sweater I crocheted to gain your trust
 No cologne, I like your pheromones, if we don't bone I think I'm gonna bust
 I wanna breed with you, oh yeah! I wanna breed with you oh yeah!
 I wanna breed with you, un huh! I wanna breed with you un huh!
 Satisfy my need with you, oh yeah! do the dirty deed with you oh yeah!
 Do it 'til I bleed with you, un huh! yeah, I wanna breed with you un huh!
 Turn off your phone, turn off the voice, you know the one that's messing with your head
 Don't listen to that stuff when we're freaking on the floor beside your bed
 Can't ya hear your hormones screaming: don't ya woo me, give it to me, make it funky!
 If I don't have fleas above my knees it don't mean that I won't be your fleabit monkey
 There's a time and place for poetry, philosophy and all that other stuff
 When you're aching, body quaking, don't you know that naked shaking is enough
 I never ceased to be a beast, don't need a priest, don't want your family to approve
 If we're roughly the same species, let's do it in our Mitsubishis
 No more waiting, no more dating, let's get mating in that dirty funky groove— yeah that funky groove
 I wanna breed with you, oh yeah! I wanna breed with you oh yeah!
 I wanna breed with you, un huh! I wanna breed with you un huh!
 Satisfy my need with you, oh yeah! do the dirty deed with you oh yeah!
 Do it 'til I bleed with you, un huh! yeah, I wanna breed with you un huh!