Seizure Squid

I did it with the narwhal and I kinda liked his tusk
 Tried it with the walrus and I sorta liked his musk
 I've never gone for mermen, they done sold me to the witch
 It's interspecies nookie that really scratch my itch
 When I saw him in that wetsuit, of slick black neoprene
 I thought he was the sexiest damn seal I'd ever seen
 But maybe I misjudged the look of passion on his face
 Cause this wasn't what I had in mind when I came back to his place
 Yeah our bodies didn't fit well, but he screwed me just the same
 When they fired up that sonar, it blew my mermaid brain
 If he'd only loved and left me, I'd have raised his mutant kid
 Instead I'm living in this tank, with just my seizure squid
 Oh yeah, my seizure squid, I'd be so lonely without you
 The way you squirt that ink to warn me, and now I'm always blue
 Oh yeah, my seizure squid, you sense that ultrasonic pulse
 To them it's echo navigation, they pull the switch and I convulse
 They say that I'm the lucky one
 (Floating in this tank)
 All my friends turned up like flotsam
 (A foul and frothy stank)
 My family all beached and gone
 As soon as that machine turned on
 And the scientists just watch
 So in between experiments I've become the main attraction
 Those tourists really do line up for freaky mermaid action
 It's true I like it kinky, which don't mean I'm for sale
 But a girl can only go so long before she needs some tail
 Oh yeah, my seizure squid, I've never known a love so true
 Though when you blow your load the lights go out
 And I begin to thrash about, my body twists but I can't shout
 Oh yeah, my seizure squid, a seeing eye dogfish couldn't help
 A talking parrotfish could never save me, tangled in the kelp
 Oh yeah, my seizure squid, I'd be so lonely without you
 The way you squirt that ink to warn me, and now I'm always blue