Present’s Lament

Is it time
 To find out if I'm
 Meant for more than just a Christmas mornin' feelin'?
 I could go back to Earth, retire, just peace out
 Another chance at the life I've been dreamin' about
 Maybe I'd buy a quaint little house on a quiet street
 Meet a nice gal, we get married, and start a family
 And then at the end of each day after work
 We'd have a loving embrace and
 One of those newfangled modern mouth kisses
 That'd be nice
 Is it time
 To find out if I'm
 Ready to reach beyond a Christmas mornin' feelin'?
 To be human again, alive once more
 Take some swings at the things I missed out on before
 And there's me in the backyard
 Goofing around with my two kids who share the same first initial
 Little Rebecca and her brother Reggie or Robert or Rahhray
 I don't know, I'll think of a good "R" name
 But what if I screw up my life again
 Like I did the first time through?
 Could I really be someone better
 Someone kinder, someone new?
 But no, no, no
 I've gotta make more of a difference here
 There's so much left to do
 With all the trolls and a-holes out there
 Are the ripples I make too small?
 A divided world so in need of repair
 Well, am I doin' it a world of good
 And have i given it my all?
 Or am I just full of it
 Am I just full of sh--
 Hey, come on now, potty mouth