More Than Survive

C-c-c-c'mon, c-c-c-c'mon
 Go, go
 C-c-c-c'mon, c-c-c-c'mon
 Go, go
 I'm waiting for my porno to load
 My brain is gonna freakin' explode
 And now, of course, it's time to hit the road
 Which means I'll be uncomfortable all day
 But that really isn't such a change
 If I'm not feeling weird or super strange
 My life would be in utter disarray
 'Cause freaking out is my okay
 Good morning, time to start the day!
 C-c-c-c'mon, c-c-c-c'mon
 Go, go
 C-c-c-c'mon, c-c-c-c'mon
 Go, go
 Dad!
 Haven't you heard of pants?
 We're all men in this house, pretend we're in the army
 Just, when I get home
 Please, have clothes on, okay?
 Ten-hut!
 Now, should I take a bus or walk instead
 I feel my stomach filling up with dread
 When I get nervous my whole face goes red
 Dude, weigh the options calmly and be still
 A junior on the bus is killer weak
 But if I walk when I arrive I'm gonna straight up reek
 And my boxers will be bunchy and my pits will leak
 Ugh, God, I wish I had the skill
 To just be fine and cool and chill
 I don't wanna be a hero
 Just wanna stay in the line
 I'll never be a Rob DeNiro
 For me Joe Pesci is fine
 And so I follow my own rules
 And I use them as my tools
 To stay alive
 I don't wanna be special, no, no
 I just wanna survive
 C-c-c-c'mon, c-c-c-c'mon
 Go, go
 C-c-c-c'mon, c-c-c-c'mon
 Go, go
 Woah!
 Uh, what are you staring at
 I'm... just trying to get to my locker
 That guy is so weird
 I've literally never noticed him
 Yo, don't touch me, tall ass!
 Sorry, I was just trying to get to my locker
 You wash this off, you're dead!
 I navigate the dangerous hall
 Focus on a poster there on the wall
 Avoiding any eye contact at all
 And trying hard to remain unseen
 The poster's closer now, what does it say?
 Oh, it's a sign-up for the after-school play
 It's a sign-up sheet for getting called gay
 And that's not what I need right now
 End scene
 I hang a left and there's
 Christine...
 Christine...
 Christine...
 Christine Canigula
 Christine...
 Excuse me?
 I think someone wrote "BOYF" on your backpack
 I- uh!
 Well, that was smooth
 Yeah, that was super pimp
 My Mac Daddy game couldn't be more limp
 No time to wallow, no, instead
 Just clear your brain and move ahead
 Accept that you're one of those guys
 Who'll be a virgin 'til he dies
 I don't wanna be a baller
 Just want some skills to count on
 If my nuts were any smaller
 They would be totally gone
 If I continue at this rate
 The only thing I'll ever date
 Is my MacBook Pro hard drive
 I don't wanna be Clooney, no, no
 I just wanna survive
 Michael!
 Jeremy, my buddy
 How's it hanging?
 Lunch is banging
 Had my sushi
 Got my slushie, and more
 The roll was negimaki
 And I'm feeling kinda cocky
 'Cause the girl at Sev' Elev' gave me a generous pour
 You're listening to Bob Marley again, aren't you?
 Oh, I'm listening to Marley
 And the groove is hella gnarly
 And we're almost at the end of the song
 Yeah, that was the end
 Now, tell me friend
 How was class?
 You look like ass
 What's wrong?
 BOYF? What does that even mean?
 My mothers would be thrilled!
 I hate this school
 It's all good
 I saw on Discovery
 That humanity has stopped evolving!
 That's... good?
 Evolution's "Survival of the Fittest", right?
 But now, because of technology
 You don't have to be strong to survive!
 Which means there's never been a better time in history to be a loser!
 Ha!
 Why try to be cool when you can be-
 Signing up for the play!
 I was gonna say getting stoned in my basement, but...
 No! I mean, look who's signing up for the play!
 Christine...
 Christine...
 Christine...
 Christine Canigula
 Christine...
 Christine...
 Christine...
 Christine Canigula
 Christine Canigula
 I feel my body moving through the air
 See my converse walking over there
 Take a shaky breath and I prepare
 Who cares if people think I'm lame
 Christine signed, I'll do the same
 I grab the pen, I write my name
 Gay!
 (Laughter)
 I like gay people
 I'm never gonna be the cool guy
 I'm more the one who's left out
 Of all the characters at school
 I am not the one
 Who the story's about
 Why can't someone just help me out
 And teach me how to thrive
 Help me to more than survive!
 Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah ah ah...
 More than survive!
 Na, na, na, na, na na na na...
 More than survive!
 Na, na, na, na, na na na na...
 If this was an apocalypse
 I would not need any tips
 In how to stay alive
 But since the zombie army's yet to descend
 And the period is going to end
 I'm just trying my best to pass the test and
 Survive!
 C-c-c-c'mon, c-c-c-c'mon
 Go, go!
 Survive!
 C-c-c-c'mon, c-c-c-c'mon
 Go, go!
 C-c-c-c'mon, c-c-c-c'mon
 Go, go!
 Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go
 Go... go!