Two-Player Game

Apocalypse of the Damned!
 Level 9!
 The Cafetorium!
 Find the bad guy, push him aside
 Then move on forward with your friend at your side
 It's a two-player game, so when they make an attack
 You know you got a brother, gonna have your back
 Then you stay on track and - ah! - remain on course
 And if they give you a smack, you - gah! - you use your force
 And if you leave your brother behind, it's lame
 Cause it's an f-ed up world, but it's a two-player game, hey
 Dude, you are cooler than a vintage cassette
 It's just that no one else but me thinks that yet
 You're just a nothing in this high school scheme
 But it's no big, 'cause you and I are a team
 We like out-of-print games, retro skates
 Got a PacMan tattoo nobody here appreciates
 But soon we'll be together where they do
 Cause guys like us are cool in college
 Cool in college, this I know
 Guys like us are cool in college
 We rule in college, listen, bro
 High school is hell
 But we navigate it well
 Cause what we do
 We make it a two-player game
 Zombie!
 Watch out!
 Ah, ah!
 Oh...
 As losers we have fought together for years
 Both Nintendo zombies and our popular peers
 Now we're stuck on a level and I wanna move on
 Just wait two years whereupon
 You'll realize
 Guys like us are cool in college
 Cool in college, won't be lame
 Dude, I know, I get it
 Guys like us are cool in college
 But we're not in college
 All the same
 High school is whack
 But we have each other's back
 It's me and you
 We made it a two-player game
 Ah!
 Oh
 Zombie!
 Blood!
 Claws!
 Pause...
 You know that you are my favourite person
 That doesn't mean that I can't still dream
 Is it really true I'm your favewite pewson?
 Yes, we're never not gonna be a team
 High school is shit
 And you gotta help me conquer it
 It's just what we do
 We make it a two-player game
 Find the bad guy, push him aside
 Then move on forward with your friend at your side
 It's a two-player game, so when they make an attack
 You know you got a brother, gonna have your back
 Then you stay on track and - ah! - remain on course
 And if they give you a smack, you - gah! - you use your force
 And if you leave your brother behind, it's lame
 Cause it's an f-ed up world, but it's a two-player game, hey
 Two-player game
 Two-player game
 Hey-ey-ey