Introduction

Thank you,
 Please, everybody relax
 I'm not actually Wyatt Cenac
 Okay, got that out of the way
 My name is John Hogmans
 Believe me, I'm just as excited as you people are
 Unfortunately, Wyatt was called away
 at the last minute
 He been, um, called to star in a Hollywood
 motion picture and had to get on a plane
 instantaneously
 to go to Hollywood to start fliming
 tonight
 Beverly Hills Cop 8
 You heard the rumors, they're true
 Don't tell the internet
 He plays Axel Foley the eighth
 I think they're going to change it into
 Beverly Hills Cop Legacy
 So, uh, they didn't know what to do
 and they said
 "You know, Hogmans own a quarter-(?)
 suit as well"
 As you can see, I have stage-two facial hair
 So, they asked me to come out, and do
 Wyatt's set for you
 I just have his notes, he leaved his notes behind
 I don't know about this, so I'll do my best
 You're correct to applause
 This is going to go great, you're not going to regret this
 Okay, I just have his notes, so, uh
 Joke 1#
 Okay, Spiderman
 This guy is such a nerd
 Okay Spiderman, sure
 Um, Spiderman is a funny, uh.
 "Ladies and Gentlemen, Wyatt Cenac"
 Ladies and Gentlemen, Wyatt Cenac!