Some Thoughts About Television

Thank you very much, I really appreciate it
 and thank you so much for coming out
 I know its really cold outside and you all didn't
 have to do that, you all could of stay home
 and watch television or something
 I mean, sure there crimes scene that need investigating
 Housewives that need to keep it real
 Anyway, so, appreciate you all coming out
 and it is really cold and you all came out
 and chose to see me
 You all could gone to a broadway show
 You coulda gone to see Spiderman
 I'm a comic book fan
 I like comic books, I really wanted to write my own comic book one day
 I was going to call it Spiderman
 Now, before you call Marvel's lawyer, my Spiderman comic book was not about
 a man who get powers after being bitten by a radioactive spider, but it was about a spider who gets bitten by a radioactive man
 So, he does't have any superpowers, presay
 Just kinda sit on the couch, plays Xbox
 complain about how he's over-qualify for the job he got
 and trys to stay one step ahead of his arch nemesis
 Black Spiderman, who is just a exterminator
 named Tyrone