Calabasas

(You're wonderful)
 (Where are we going?)
 Driving up to Calabasas
 Slow as molasses on the side road
 We should've filled up on gas
 Passed the last station 'bout an hour ago
 Oh, God
 (And I know the way, but she won't say what she really wants to say which I'm sure is that)
 (She knows the correct way and I know nothing, I know nothing) And he won't ask how to get back and I've known the entire time, and you're going too fast
 (I go too fast, I go too slow) Oh, and I feel like ass
 And we're never gonna get there, oh God (You weren't complaining last week when I drove all the way to Atascadero to see her family though)
 (That was fine) Oh, don't talk about my family, I was on the phone with my sister for one hour (your sister is a)
 Blue lights, blue lights
 Flashing in the rear view
 Blue lights, blue lights
 Look at what you did now
 Oh God, great (Great, this is just great), let me do the talking, alright?
 (No, no, no, this is gonna go on my insurance, let me talk, he's gonna come to my side) No, oh stop it
 No, he's not coming to your side (This is just great), he's gonna come to my side of the window (What are you talking about?)
 (I'm driving, he's gonna come up to my side) No, I saw it on Cops, they got hit by a car
 Oh look (What are you talki-), look what side he's walking to
 (Okay, just be nice) Okay
 Hello, officer (Hi)
 Oh, I don't know, let me check
 Honey? (Yes, darling?)
 Do you have any idea how fast you were going?
 (Uh, pardon me officer, do you have any idea how fast we used to be going?) Oh, shut up
 Thank you for the warning (Thank you)
 Uh, God, that was close (We're good)
 Driving up to Calabasas
 Startin' to feel the acid comin' on slow (ooh)
 (Startin' to get really bright colors) You should've waited to drop
 Thank God that cop didn't know (Thank God)
 (I love you so much, I really do) Oh, I love you too darling
 (I'm sorry we fight all the time) Oh, it's alright, I know you don't mean it (I just know that)
 (It's about me loving myself, you know what I mean?) Yeah (And if I can do that better)
 (Then I can love everyone) It's about you being better (It's about me)
 (No, it's about–'cause I am better, cause I am the man of the world, and if I could just love myself)
 Honey (I can love the world better, the world will love itself, it's all one!)
 (You, me, the cop, the car) Honey! (Yes?)
 I don't think you should be driving anymore (Whoa, I'm driving, yes, sorry)
 Let's pull over (Let's go, I just wanna pull up)
 (Let's go to one of that, I just wanna frolic through that field) Okay (and take my pants off and run around)
 (Hey, here it comes)
 Pink lights, pink lights
 Flirting on the hillside
 Big lights, big lights
 City so far away
 Oh, let's go roll in the hay (Let's go play!)
 Yay! (Yay!)
 Flying up to see the castle in a funky pineapple, yellow stage coast
 Where did you get this thing?
 We should've filled up on gas (Where we're going, we don't need those) We don't, do we?
 (I am the captain and I decree, if you wanna see the sun and moon, you must follow me)
 Well, if you're the captain, then I'm your first mate, and I've decided that I'm in charge of everything that is blue
 (I'd like to first mate you, that's for sure)
 Oh, I want the blue sky, the blue seas, the blue- (I spy with my little eye, a blue dress) Oh, look
 Blue lights, darling (And the blue light of the sky) Wait, darling
 (I spy a blue man with my eye) No, there's blue and red lights
 Darling, blue and red lights, and I think they're coming closer (Blue and red lights, what are you talking about?)
 Honey, I think there's blue and-
 (Red light)
 (Green light)
 Oh, what was that? (Red light)
 (Green light) How are you doing that? I don't like that, please stop
 (It was pretty funny) It makes me uncomfortable
 And I don't wanna do it anymore (What do you mean? Red light)
 Blue lights
 We're all blessed just to be here
 We're all destined to leave here
 I was destined for you
 Blue lights
 I can see what we're meant to do
 I can see I was meant for you
 You were meant for me too
 And your life, your life
 Your life, your life
 Nothing but blue lights, blue lights
 Blue lights (Blue lights)
 I see blue, darling, I, I mean it, I see blue and red lights (Honey, why'd you let me drive?)
 (Where are we?)
 What am I sitting on? It's really hard
 (I don't know, it's cold, what are we-) Oh, God, it's hard, and we're moving honey
 (Uh-oh) Oh, no
 Riding in the paddy wagon
 Sure hope they let us go
 Oh, God, my head (Hope we get one phone call)
 I'm not sure what happened
 (I'm not sure why you said that to the cop though, that was bad) What? What did I–oh, God
 What did I say? (You said that you were the mother of all creation and you wanted to cleanse him and you would try to polish his badge)
 Oh, no, I did? (It was kinda funny) Oh, God, Honey (What?)
 Where are your pants? (I don't know, I left 'em in the field) Oh, geez
 What was I thinking? (Smells like clams though)
 It really, it's terrible (Clam sound delicious though)
 (We should go to that little seafood place-) Oh, God, we're gonna have to call
 Focus honey, we're gonna have to call your mother (My mother?) Yeah
 (I hope we get there) We're definitely not gonna get to Calabasas (Oh, God)
 (Isn't that where the Kardashians are from?)
 Oh, I think you're right (Driving up to Calabasas)
 Home of the Kardashians, oh
 Oh, man, I guess it's not so bad (It's not so bad)
 (But I mean, you shouldn't have done that to the cop)
 (I had everything under control) I guess–I mean–oh, hon–you know what? No
 You aren't on, and you're the one without any pants on
 (Yeah, but whatever, we were fine, you draw attention-) No, you always do this
 (I always do what?-) You blame everything on me