Alien Boy

I don't have any friends, no one thinks I'm cool
 All the kids tell me to just drink my stool
 I just wanna go and run away, hey, motherfucker
 Motherfucker
 My fucking cat died today
 I think I wanna just run away
 Good news, it's just a fucking cat
 Just buy another one
 That was a Norm Macdonald joke
 I didn't steal it, I just covered it
 Please don't beat me up, Norm, Norm
 Norm! No! (Like, in cauliflower, with a fuckin' dog face)
 Ow! No, Norm! (People wanna throw you down a well)
 Motherfucker (Wonder if they wanna murder you in a well)
 Help me
 I'm a fucking alien
 I don't belong here
 Humans are not my kind
 Help me
 I'm a fucking alien
 What am I supposed to eat or drink
 Fuck water, fuck you, fuck everything
 I don't have any friends, no one thinks I'm cool
 All the kids tell me to just drink my stool
 I just wanna go and run away, hey