Sleds for Christmas

Y'all like sledding?
 I just got my brand new sled for christmas
 That's right, I got this silver sled
 Yours made out of wood
 Rosebud bitch!
 I'm drinking spiked eggnog
 Straight to my noggin
 Sliding down the hill on my dope-ass toboggan
 Your flexible flyer is looking real common
 Hop on my luge, you can ride on the bottom
 You look like shit on that trashcan lid
 Plastic and stiff like a dildo is
 Once you lose to me like your fucking dad did
 There's the bunny slope, you can hang with the kids
 I've got blades, two of them, yellow and gold
 It's got perfect control, it always does what it's told
 Got this sled from Santa himself
 He put it under the tree, it was built by an elf
 The elf's name? Mc'Crane
 He built it ten feet long 'cause that fucker's insane
 One hand on my drink
 One hand on the reins
 I got no hands on the brake
 This fucker's crazy insane
 I'm drinking spiked eggnog
 Straight to my noggin
 Sliding down the hill on my dope-ass toboggan
 Your flexible flyer is looking real common
 Hop on my luge, you can ride on the bottom
 I'm drinking spiked eggnog
 Straight to my noggin
 Sliding down the hill on my dope-ass toboggan (Yeah!)
 Your flexible flyer is looking real common (What?)
 Hop on my luge, you can ride on the bottom
 I'm drinking spiked eggnog (Hand on my drink)
 Straight to my noggin (Hand on the reins)
 Sliding down the hill (Hands on the brake)
 On my dope-ass toboggan (That's right!)
 Your flexible flyer is looking real common (Hand on my drink)
 Hop on my luge, you can ride on the bottom