Attack Of The Perfumed Turd

Excuse me, haven't we met before
 How 'bout I buy us drinks?
 Mind if I join you?
 I'm Feces, hey lemme guess your sign
 I bet you're Capristrum,
 or what do they call it?
 It's funny, I seldom go to bars
 I guess it's destiny
 This was just meant to be, that you and me
 are written in the stars
 Attack of the perfumed turd
 Attack of the perfumed turd
 Attack of the perfumed turd
 Attackin' the ladies
 Hey you better spread the word
 Look out for the perfumed turd
 Yeah, here comes the perfumed turd
 Look out ladies
 It's natural, I got this tan in Greece
 I've got a condo there in Barcelona
 Love babies and butterflies and trees
 Barry Manilow when he was a Beatle
 My beemer's got seal and whale skin seats
 and I can go real fast
 I'm a safe driver
 I've got a nasty snake, although it's fake
 tattoed on my ass
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 Fire!
 BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!