Rock 'n' Rolex

You were a dummy in school
 You couldn't spell your name
 You played guitar like a fool
 Mr Dangerous Rocker
 Your greasy hair is all curled and colored
 In your sisters pants look like mother
 You're such a clown
 Rock'n'Rolex - Pure diamonds and gold
 Rock'n'Rolex - can barely lift up your arm
 Rock'n'Rolex - Fastest gun in the west
 Rock'n'Rolex - Wussy, wussy
 With some miraculous luck
 You made it to the top
 Big, swollen barechested duck
 Mispronounceing Ferrari
 You prance and pose just like Ritchie Blackmore
 And your house is big as your ego
 You're such a clown
 Rock'n'Rolex - You're a millionare
 Rock'n'Rolex - but that was long ago
 Rock'n'Rolex - bad records don't sell
 Rock'n'Rolex - Wussy, wussy
 (very, very fast guitar solo)
 Rock'n'Rolex - Yeah, the higher they go
 Rock'n'Rolex - the harder they gonna fall
 Rock'n'Rolex - Come down off your throne
 Rock'n'Rolex - Wussy, wussy