White Moonshine Whiskey Maker

I like my Bourbon, buy me a beer
 I love a drink like a cow loves a steer
 Mix me Martinis, Gin would be nice
 No faggy olives, no f***in' ice
 Drank up my money, pissed out my dough
 Can't buy no bottle, no liquor store
 Hey bartender, don't laugh at me
 Screw you I got mine
 White Moonshine Whiskey Maker
 Back bubbelin' in the woods
 Jelly jar of poison, makes me feel real good
 White Moonshine Whiskey Maker
 I'm makin' my witches brew
 Just a drop of white lightnin'
 Guaranteed to cure the blues
 Hey Johnny Walker, walkin' too fast
 Too damn expensive, go kiss my a**
 Hey Jack and Jimmie and Turkey too
 Got to be rich to go drinkin' with you
 Good rot-gut whiskey, grain alcohol
 Couple of drinks and you'll bounce off the wall
 Cat urination, Parfait D'Amour
 Screw you I got mine
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 FIRE!
 BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!