Fannybaws - 16th Century Version

Whoah oh! Come take a trip with me
 I'll tell you of the greatest man who ever sailed the sea
 Whoah oh! Fae Scotland's bonnie shores
 He pillaged 'cross the ocean, in search of rum galore
 Whoah oh! Aboard the good ship Scum
 He'd fire a mighty blast from the 16 pounder gun
 Whoah oh! His legendary crew
 Could sail that ship to hell and back, there's nothing they can't do
 He killed the mighty terrorsquid
 The greatest man who ever lived
 He beat the Vikings in a bloody war
 Meet yer dad and smell yer maw
 Fannybaws! He's a fearsome pirate
 Fannybaws! He's the scourge of the seas
 Fannybaws! With the black flag flying
 Plundering, pillaging, spreading disease
 Fannybaws! He's a fearsome pirate
 Fannybaws! He's the scourge of the seas
 Fannybaws! With the black flag flying
 Bringing his foes to their knees - Fannybaws!
 Whoah oh! In Oban he was raised
 He drank a bucket full of rum every single day
 Whoah oh! His beard of flaming red
 Would terrorize his enemies and make them wish they're dead
 Whoah oh! Four pistols on his belt
 He went to battle naked, wearing just a tiger's pelt
 Whoah oh! His name was Fannybaws
 Now haud yer wheesht ya glaikit cunt or else he'll pump yer maw!
 Fannybaws! He's a fearsome pirate
 Fannybaws! He's the scourge of the seas
 Fannybaws! With the black flag flying
 Plundering, pillaging, spreading disease
 Fannybaws! He's a fearsome pirate
 Fannybaws! He's the scourge of the seas
 Fannybaws! With the black flag flying
 Bringing his foes to their knees - Fannybaws!
 Who killed the mighty Terrorsquid? Fannybaws!
 The greatest man who ever lived? Fannybaws!
 Who beat the vikings in a war? Fannybaws!
 Meet yer dad and smell yer maw! Ohhhhhhh
 Who drinks his whisky neat and strong? Fannybaws!
 Who's got a boaby two feet long? Fannybaws!
 Who's gonna take nae shite from you? Fannybaws!
 So what the fuck you gonna do? AGHHHHHH!
 He drinks his whisky neat and strong
 He's got a boaby two feet long
 He's gonna take nae shite from the likes of you
 So what the fuck you gonna do?
 Fannybaws! He's a fearsome pirate
 Fannybaws! He's the scourge of the seas
 Fannybaws! With the black flag flying
 Plundering, pillaging, spreading disease
 Fannybaws! He's a fearsome pirate
 Fannybaws! He's the scourge of the seas
 Fannybaws! With the black flag flying
 Bringing his foes to their kn