Keelhauled

My friends, I stand before you
 To tell a truth most dire
 There lurks a traitor in our midsts
 Who hath invoked the captain's ire
 He don't deserve no mercy
 We ought to shoot him with a gun
 But I am not an evil man
 So first let's have a little fun
 We'll tie that scoundrel to a rope
 And throw him overboard
 Drag him underneath the ship
 A terrifying, deadly trip
 Keelhaul that filthy landlubber
 Send him down to the depths below
 Make that bastard walk the plank
 With a bottle of rum and a yo ho ho
 Keelhaul that filthy landlubber
 Send him down to the depths below
 Make that bastard walk the plank
 With a bottle of rum and a yo ho ho
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 I will not say what he has done
 His sins are far too grave to tell
 It's not my place to judge a man
 But for them he will burn in hell
 The sharks will dine upon his flesh
 And Davy Jones will have his soul
 Take his money and his hat
 He won't need them where he's gonna go
 But first let's tie him to a rope
 And throw him overboard
 Drag him underneath the ship
 A terrifying, deadly trip
 Keelhaul that filthy landlubber
 Send him down to the depths below
 Make that bastard walk the plank
 With a bottle of rum and a yo ho ho
 Keelhaul that filthy landlubber
 Send him down to the depths below
 Make that bastard walk the plank
 With a bottle of rum and a yo ho ho
 ♪
 We'll tie that scoundrel to a rope
 And throw him overboard
 Drag him underneath the ship
 A terrifying deadly trip
 
 Keelhaul that filthy landlubber
 Send him down to the depths below
 Make that bastard walk the plank
 With a bottle of rum and a yo ho ho
 Keelhaul that filthy landlubber
 Send him down to the depths below
 Make that bastard walk the plank
 With a bottle of rum and a yo ho ho