Shit Boat (No Fans)

Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
 Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
 Your shitty wee boat is a fucking joke
 It's just the unwanted leftovers of a jobby tuggin' barge
 Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
 Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
 You better give us all the money in your treasure chest
 Or Kristof's gonna take a shit on your fucking lawn
 Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
 Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
 Your poop deck is a shithole and your rudder is crap
 And your cannons are incapable of firing 20 feet
 Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
 Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
 Your stupid navigator is an alcoholic
 And all your crew look like lego bricks
 Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
 Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
 Your shitty wee boat is a fucking joke
 It's just the unwanted leftovers of a jobby tuggin' barge
 Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks
 Your pirate ship can eat a giant bag of dicks
 You better give us all the money in your treasure chest
 Or Kristof's gonna take a shit on your fucking lawn