Wooden Leg, Pt. 2 (The Woodening)

I've got a leg, it's made out of wood
 It comes from a land far away where the trees they grow good
 This my tale, of death and revenge
 A quest for redemption to seek true enlightenment deep in the world within
 My journey begins
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 Tonight we set sail
 To far off Japan
 To murder the bastard who took away both of my hands
 Deep in the night, I discover the fiend
 I challenge the scoundrel to a fight to the death
 And this time I can not lose
 He will meet his doom!
 Die, you Japanese bastard!
 I don't even like sushi!
 When you're dead, I'm going to chop off your arms!
 And sew them onto me!
 Wooden leg, woo-oo-den leg
 I've got a wooden leg, wooden leg
 Wooden leg, woo-oo-den arm
 I have no longer got wooden arms
 Wooden leg, woo-oo-den leg
 I've got a wooden leg, wooden leg
 Wooden leg, woo-oo-den leg
 Soon I will not have wooden legs
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 Now I return
 To ancient Madrid
 To undo the crimes that a greasy old Spaniard once did
 While he's asleep, I cut off his legs
 With the power of mystical voodoo-borne magic I stick them back on to me
 I am now free!
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 ヒヒヒ又はカカカよくぞ古代日本の呪いを解いてくれた
 わらわは貴様が盗んだ腕に棲まう悪霊
 貴様は今日からわらわの傀儡となるのじゃ
 そうじゃストロングゼロを108缶買ってきたぞ
 いまからこいつをぜーんぶ飲み干してやろうさて貴様はどうする乾杯
 Je je je! Has desatado la antigua maldición Española!
 Yo soy el espíritu vengativo que vive dentro de las piernas que me habéis hurtado!
 He infectado tu cerebro y tomado control de tu cuerpo!
 Ahora, vamos a comer muchos tacos y churros, y tu no puedes detenerme! Salud!
 I have unleashed, the mystical curse
 Now my existence has gotten much worse
 My arms and my legs, a will of their own
 Controlling my mind from inside of my bones
 My legs from Madrid are causing me fear
 My Japanese arms just want to drink beer
 I pray to the gods, and ask them oh why
 There is no escape, I'm doomed 'til I die
 Wooden leg, woo-oo-den leg
 This is the curse of the wooden leg
 Wooden leg, woo-oo-den arm
 I wish I still had my wooden arms
 Wooden leg, woo-oo-den leg
 This is the curse of the wooden leg
 Wooden leg, woo-oo-den leg
 These legs will haunt me 'til I'm dead!
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 I can't take it anymore
 These cursed limbs are driving me insane
 Alright, that does it
 It's time to end this
 I'm really going to do it
 I'm going to chop off my own head!
 Wooden head, wooden head, wooden head
 I've got a wooden head, wooden head
 Wooden head, wooden head, wooden head
 I've got a wooden head, wooden head
 Wooden head, wooden head, wooden head
 I've got a wooden head, wooden head
 Wooden head, wooden head, wooden head
 I've got a wooden head, now I'm dead!