Hello!

Hello!
 My name is Elder Price
 And I would like to share with you
 The most amazing book
 Hello!
 My name is Elder Grant
 It's a book about America
 A long, long time ago
 It has
 So many awesome parts
 You simply won't believe how much
 This book can change your life
 Hello!
 My name is Elder Green
 I would like to share with you
 This book of Jesus Christ
 Hello!
 My name is Elder Young
 (Hello!)
 Did you know that Jesus lived
 Here in the USA?
 You can
 Read all about it now
 (Hello!)
 In this nifty book, it's free!
 No, you don't have to pay
 (Hello!)
 Hello!
 My name is Elder Smith
 And can I leave this book with you
 For you to just peruse? (Hello!)
 (Hello! Hello!)
 I'll just leave it here
 It has a lot of information you can really use
 Hello!
 (Hi!)
 My name is— (Jesus Christ!)
 You have a lovely home!
 (Hello!)
 It's an amazing book!
 (Bonjour!)
 Hola!
 (Ni Hao!)
 Me llamo Elder White!
 (Are these your kids?)
 This book gives you the secret
 To eternal life! (Sound good?)
 Eternal life!
 (With Jesus Christ)
 Is super fun!
 (Hello! Ding dong!)
 And if you let us in we'll show you
 How it can be done
 No thanks? (You sure?)
 Oh, well! (That's fine)
 Goodbye!
 (Have fun in hell)
 Hey now!
 You simply won't believe how much
 (This book will change your—)
 (This book will change your—)
 This book will change your life!
 This book will change your life!
 Hello, would you like to change religions?
 I have a free book written by Jesus!
 No! No, Elder Cunningham
 That's not how we do it!
 You're making things up again!
 Just stick to the approved dialogue
 Elders, show him!
 (Hello!)
 Hello!
 (My name is) Elder Cunningham!
 And we would like to share with you
 This book of Jesus Christ!
 (Hello! Hello!)
 (Ding dong! Heigh-ho!)
 Just take this book! (It's free!)
 For you! (For me!)
 (You see?)
 You simply won't believe how much
 (This book will change—)
 (This book will change your—)
 This book will change your life!
 So you won't burn in—
 Hell—o!
 You're gonna die someday
 But if you read this book you'll see
 That there's another way
 Spend eternity
 With friends and family
 We can fully guarantee you that
 This book will change your life!
 (Hello!)
 This book will change your life!
 (Hello!)
 This book will change your life!
 This book will change your life!
 The book of
 Mormon!
 (Mormon!)
 Hello!