Kevin

Good morning, Fort Greene
 You're looking blah as ever
 My daily routine
 It's all such an endeavour
 Work and then back
 Partying in Park Slope
 He gives my ass a smack
 I roll my eyes and bark "Nope, that's not gonna happen"
 He got his hoodie at the Fulton Flea
 Like every other d-bag next to me
 I see ironic patches
 And my soul detaches
 Now I can't feel a thing anymore
 I can't feel a thing anymore
 It's all been done before
 Everything's a horrible bore
 And living is a terrible chore
 You know that it's true
 There's nothing new to do in Brooklyn anymore
 I go for a walk
 I try to get inspired
 I see a neighbour; we talk
 It only makes me tired
 I didn't always used to be this way
 Remember how I felt on move-in day
 I was so young and connected
 Now I'm just unaffected
 Now I can't feel a thing anymore
 I can't feel a thing anymore
 It's all been done before
 Everything's is a horrible bore
 And living is a terrible chore
 You know that it's true
 There's nothing new to do in Brooklyn anymore
 There's nothing new to do in Brooklyn anymore
 I think I need a change
 I need to feel some heaven
 I don't see fire and the flame
 And everybody looks the same
 I mean you didn't even live here then
 So it wasn't really a thing for you
 It's totally late
 I see a woman on Atlantic
 Without a second of debate
 I grab her hair and she goes frantic
 I wrap my hands around her neck
 With all the passion I can rally
 We're by that club that's owned by Beck
 I dump her body in an alley
 I sweat a little bit but I'm still numb
 It was kind of 'whatever' but it was mostly dumb
 I walk home wondering what it all means
 Would I feel different if I lived in Queens?
 Oh, who's to say?
 It doesn't matter anyway
 'Cuz I can't feel a thing anymore
 I can't feel a thing anymore
 It's all been done before
 And everything's a horrible bore
 And living is a terrible chore
 You know that it's true
 There's nothing new to do-
 There's nothing new to do-
 There's nothing new to do in Brooklyn anymore
 There's nothing new to do in Brooklyn anymore
 There's nothing new to do in New York anymore
 There's nothing new to do in America anymore
 There's nothing new to do in the universe anymore
 It's just all been done before
 There's nothing new to do in Brooklyn anymore